I am a writer, creative director, and Class D driver's license holder. I like to work with smart people to make cool stuff. For better or worse, at one point kids collectively spent over 100 years a month on a website that I creatively directed. I have also been a music and film journalist, a semi-professional hand model, and a joke writer for a rock legend. Would you like to see my LinkedIn profile?
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